Elmo is confused. Dr. Jordan Peterson, the Canadian psychologist known for his strong opinions on culture and responsibility, seems to have a grudge against him.
Elmo scratches his fuzzy red head. “Elmo just a little monster who loves everybody! Why Dr. Peterson so mad?”
Peterson adjusts his glasses and leans forward. “Listen, Elmo. You represent the infantilization of society. You’re a product of a culture that refuses to grow up. You’re all about feelings and giggles, but what about responsibility? What about order? You’re the manifestation of chaos, Elmo!”
Elmo blinks. “Elmo just wanted to share love and kindness.”
Peterson shakes his head. “It’s more than that, Elmo. You’re teaching kids that life is all sunshine and tickles. But life is suffering! Life is about standing up straight with your shoulders back!”
Elmo frowns. “But Mr. Peterson, Elmo teaches sharing and caring! That’s important too, right?”
Peterson sighs. “Sure, but there’s a balance. You can’t just giggle your way through the dominance hierarchy. At some point, you have to grow up, take responsibility, and clean your room.”
Elmo looks down, deep in thought. Then, his eyes light up. “Elmo gonna go clean his room right now!”
Peterson nods approvingly. “Good. That’s a start.”