Battle of Khe Sanh

Oscar sat in his trash can, the only home he had ever known, but his mind was far from Sesame Street. It was back in the jungles of Vietnam, back at Khe Sanh, where the air was thick with smoke and the cries of the wounded never stopped echoing in his head.

He had enlisted young, believing he was fighting for something bigger than himself. But what he saw in the war changed him. He had lost friends. He had lost parts of himself. And when he returned, Veterans Affairs had nothing left to give him but miracle drugs. They were called miracle drugs because it’s a miracle if you survive.

The nightmares never stopped. The ground in front of Hooper’s Store would turn into a battlefield at night. The garbage truck rumbling down Sesame Street sounded just like a helicopter, the rotor blades slicing through the air as they rushed a wounded soldier to safety—only some never made it.

Big Bird tried to cheer him up, but how could he explain war to someone so innocent? Bert and Ernie, Cookie Monster, even Elmo—they all meant well, but they could never understand. How could they?

So he stayed in his trash can. It was safer there. It kept the world out. The only problem was, it kept the war in.

One day, a new face appeared on Sesame Street. A young vet, barely in his thirties, fresh from another war, another place, another time. He recognized that haunted look in Oscar’s eyes.

“You served?” the man asked.

Oscar didn’t answer right away. He just grumbled, like he always did. But then, for the first time in years, he muttered, “Yeah.”

The man nodded. “I get it.”

And for the first time in a long time, Oscar didn’t feel so alone.

Oscar the Grouch on the Tet Offensive

Scene: Oscar’s trash can, covered in newspaper clippings from the Vietnam War. He sighs, rubbing his green, fuzzy forehead, clearly annoyed.

Oscar:
“Ugh, you wanna talk about the Tet Offensive? Fine, but don’t expect me to be happy about it!

So, back in ’68, the Viet Cong and North Vietnamese launched this huge surprise attack during Tet, the Vietnamese New Year. They hit over a hundred cities, including Saigon and Hue. Everybody thought the war was winding down, but—surprise!—it was just heating up. Talk about ruining a celebration!

And the American public? Oh boy, they did not like seeing all that carnage on their TV sets. People started realizing that maybe, just maybe, the government wasn’t telling the whole truth. Gee, ya think?

Walter Cronkite, the news guy, basically told America, ‘This war is a lost cause.’ And if Cronkite says it, it’s gospel! Next thing ya know, LBJ throws in the towel and doesn’t run for re-election. Classic case of reality smacking people in the face like a rotten banana peel.

But hey, war’s a mess, just like my trash can—except I like my mess! This one? Not so much.”

Oscar grumbles and pulls a lid over his head, mumbling about ‘stupid wars and even stupider questions.’

Why I Am Evil

Bert’s Vietnam Flashbacks

(Scene opens with Bert sitting on a rusty folding chair, staring off into the distance, a half-smoked cigarette between his fingers. Ernie watches from the doorway, concerned.)

Bert: (voice low, almost a whisper)
“You ever hear the sound of an M60 rattling in the jungle, Ernie? It’s like thunder and death rolled into one… and you pray to whatever god you got that it ain’t your ticket home.”

(Cue flashback: A young, battle-worn Bert in a mud-soaked helmet grips an M16, ducking behind a sandbag bunker. Explosions light up the night, shadows of Viet Cong soldiers moving through the trees.)

Bert (voiceover):
“I was just a kid… a grunt in the 1st Cav. They sent me in with a bunch of other wide-eyed recruits, barely outta Sesame Street. We thought it was all gonna be honor and glory. We were wrong.”

(Flashback shifts: Bert and his unit march through the rice paddies, their boots sinking in deep. A buddy nudges him—Private Grover, young and scared.)

Grover:
“Ohhh, Bert, I do not like this, nope nope nope!”

Bert:
“Keep your head down, Grover. Just keep moving.”

(A sudden burst of gunfire. Grover drops. Bert freezes for a second—then drags his friend behind cover, shaking him, but the light in Grover’s eyes is gone.)

(Back in the present, Bert exhales, his hands trembling. Ernie steps closer, unsure what to say.)

Ernie:
“Bert… you never told me.”

Bert:
“Some things you don’t talk about, Ernie. Some things you just live with.”

(A long silence. Bert stares into the distance again as the echoes of war fade. Outside, the sound of children laughing fills the air. Bert closes his eyes, gripping his knees, caught somewhere between the past and the present.)