🎤 Oscar the Grouch says: PAY CASH, YA TRASH! 🗑️💸
Hey you giggling goofs and party people—listen up! In these uncertain times—what with solar flares frying satellites, and Kim Jong Il (or is it his hologram?) threatening to zap our power grid with electromagnetic pulses like he’s playing Space Invaders—one thing’s still true…
💰 CASH IS KING!
That’s right. When the lights go out and your fancy-schmancy credit card’s just a shiny coaster, you’ll wish you had good ol’ stinky, crinkly paper bills.
So here’s the deal from this grump’s garbage can:
PAY CASH, and we’ll knock off 3% from your LaughRentals.com puppet party or improv show.
No compounding interest. No hidden fees. No “Oops, I forgot to charge it up.”
Just cold, hard savings.
Because in a world run by robots, solar storms, and unstable dictators…
The green stuff still talks.
So skip the swipe and bring the bills!
— Oscar the Grouch, Supreme Garbage Economist 🗑️📉