“Hey, you! Yeah, you with the clean shoes and fancy dreams. You look like someone who needs a little more trash in their life. Lucky for you, I, Oscar the Grouch, am available for RENT at Laugh Rentals! Yeah, you heard me—rent me, a real, genuine, garbage-loving, cranky old puppet!
Why would you want to rent me? Pfft. Who wouldn’t? Need someone to insult your friends at a party? Boom. Need an anti-motivational speaker for your workplace? Done. Want your kid’s birthday to be full of life lessons about low expectations? I gotcha covered.
And the best part? No refunds! Once you take me, I’m your problem! But trust me, I make any event trashy in the best possible way. So, what are you waiting for? Grab your wallet—just don’t expect me to say ‘thank you.’”
Laugh Rentals – Because Every Party Needs a Little Garbage!